Author Bryan Ray calls the seven compositions that are collected in this book "fake novels" because, although they were made to look like novels (the way that a decoy duck is made to look like a real duck), they lack every characteristic that makes novels novels (wooden beak, rubber flippers) - these texts only SEEM to possess such things.CONTENTS: - Detective Bryan- Cruisin for a Bruisin with the Giant Squid-Merry Christmas from Bryan Ray- Quantity over Quality- Astro Bryan- Vampyre Bryan- Bryan the Tyger