A book of poems and short stories to do with random stuff. I woke up one day and said. I want to publish a book, who knows, people might buy it and then I can make money and buy things I don't need. I started writing this when I was 15 years old I think. I'm only 18 years old myself and you rarely see a good book written by a 18 year old. Do 18 year old authors even exist? This book is about love, depression, people, anger, and a lot of other things I just can't be bothered explaining. I personally think it's an alright book and not to sound bigheaded but it's probably the best book in the world. For people who have a low attention span and easily bored like me.. the writing is short and conscise and rarely uses difficult words, (that you don't understand but can't be bothered looking up in the dictionary). You can read this if you're 13, 46 or 201. Please help a friend and buy this book I really want to buy an Igloo and live with polar bears in North Pole because I cannot stand humans. If you buy this book, once I'm famous and rich, I'll follow you on instagram and comment on your posts (just dm me 'I bought it'). Not many celebrities are as kind as me. I'm one of a kind and this book is one of a kind. Just buy it. I don't want to sound desperate but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST BUY THE BOOK. thank you