I worked for the "Devil" for nearly 60 years! I was one of his top lieutenants in his military committing every non-felony crime in the book. Bootlegging moonshiner, professional thief, drug pusher, spiritual advisor/fortune teller, professional lover and pimp. I even had one woman who used me as a personal gigolo. With all of the women I sexed and the money they gave me, I would have made Casanova jealous! I've been involved in high-speed car chases while evading the law driving over 100 mph down dirt roads. I was shot and shot at by the local police, sheriff and state patrol. I've managed to escape from the police more than once while they were in hot pursuit on my trail. Helped another inmate make his escape from jail. A local sheriff gave me ten minutes to get out of his town or I would be arrested. My reputation was sordid and notorious which caused people to put up their guards against me. Here are some of the things said about me: "Are you Johnny Cool?" You're a small little man to have done all of the shit that I've heard! "Johnny Cool would steal anything that wasn't nailed down and if the nails were rusted out those items were fair game." "Johnny Cool would rather steal a dime than find a dollar." "Johnny Cool regularly checks the obituaries to see what man died so he could pursue the widow knowing she would be loaded with insurance money." "When a man dies, the first person to visit the newly widowed wife is the funeral director. The second man was Johnny Cool!" "Don't let Johnny Cool near your wives and daughters or they would never be the same again." From a message between a mother and son on seeing "Cool" sitting at a park in town: Son: Mama, There Go That Man! Who Is He? Mama: BOI, HE INVENTED COOL: HE'S KNOWN AS JOHNNY COOL!