"How Not to Be a Complete and Utter Narcissistic Twat" by Bily Taggert is your ultimate, no-nonsense guide to navigating the murky waters of self-importance without drowning in your own reflection. Equal parts therapy session, personal intervention, and emotional intelligence boot camp, this book takes the myth of the mustache-twirling narcissist and shoves it off its golden pedestal. Whether you're a recovering attention addict, a victim of someone else's ego explosion, or simply wondering if you might be a bit of a twat yourself-this is the mirror you didn't know you needed. Through practical strategies, personal reflection exercises, and just enough snark to keep you laughing through the existential dread, Bily walks you down the winding road of self-awareness, empathy, and emotional growth. Warning: this book may cause severe side effects like personal growth, better relationships, and the horrifying realization that you're not the main character in everyone else's story. You're just a c#&!