A bipartisan poke at political branding, this satirical lens exposes how Congress wraps self-serving laws in red-white-and-blue-ribbon names, selling "freedom" while quietly charging interest. Ever wonder why Congress can slip a tax loophole into something called the "Freedom Advancement Act"? Or stuff corporate handouts inside a bill waving the flag of "American Values"? This book wrangles the legislative lingo and exposes the naming games played in Washington, where the more virtuous the title, the more venom in the fine print. Climb aboard for a riverboat ride through: