You've spent years chasing birdies, but deep down, you know: something stinks in the country club. The collared shirts. The $200 green fees. The whisper-claps. The soul-sucking pace of a "sport" that feels more like a board meeting on grass. It's time to let go of your balls... and grab your disc. Disc Golf is the New Ball Golf is a gloriously irreverent guide to leaving the fairway behind and embracing the plastic revolution. Whether you're a burned-out weekend warrior, a recovering scratch golfer, or just someone who suspects sports shouldn't require a mortgage, this book is your escape route. Inside, you'll discover: Why disc golf isn't just a hobby-it's a lifestyle cult you'll actually want to join The shocking affordability of freedom (spoiler: your discs cost less than your Pro V1s) A side-by-side roast of ball golf's sacred cows-from caddies to cart girls to crippling tradition How to survive your first round without asking where the clubhouse is And how plastic, trees, tunes, and chains might just save your soul Equal parts roast, rant, and love letter, this book isn't just a comparison-it's a conversion. Whether you're ditching your Titleists or just curious about the weirdos in tie-dye, welcome to the sport you were actually born to play.