Ever wondered why new underwear feels like a luxury purchase? How Can You Afford New Underwear: A Survival Guide in Life is the ultimate comedic manifesto for the financially challenged, spiritually curious, and sartorially desperate. Author Zack Kay turns the tragedy of torn undies into triumph with laugh-out-loud tips on budgeting, bartering, and DIY fashion disasters. From thrift store horrors to duct-tape design hacks, this book teaches you how to survive life's little humiliations-one pair of holey briefs at a time. Because sometimes, the real measure of success is how long you can stretch a waistband before it gives up on you.