The movie blog nobody reads is now the book no sane person would buy! Over 200 movies covered (only one of which does not actually exist) with a focus on¿ The old. The obscure. The unloved. ¿and the beloved which need to be taken down a peg! Collecting reviews from the first two years of the Place Logo Here blog, this curated compendium replaces previous typos and grammatical errors with new and exciting ones. Topics ready to outrage and amuse include the most brutal takedown of The Sound of Music you'll likely ever read, a foolhardy attempt to write an objective review of Song of the South and an analysis of The Master written entirely in footnotes. There are also the most positive reviews ever penned for such widely unloved films as Modesty Blaise, The Strangeness and The Twonky. Hot takes abound in this collection, as well as a healthy dose of humor. It is musings like these that keep the author awake all through the working day and now they can annoy you, too!