All Danny Robinson wants for Christmas is a drone to help make his first horror movie. He has a few friends who can join him if they survive the holiday season.What Satan's general wants is a way to bring her army to Earth. But is Christmas the best time for world domination?What Santa wants is a new Mrs. Claus. Some of that old bedroom magic's gotten a little mundane, and her elf pot pie isn't as good as it used to be.Can Danny get his drone, or will Satan run free? And will Santa be able to save Christmas or be stuck with the same old pie?Santa Vs. Satan is EXTREME HORROR containing graphic SEX, VIOLENCE, and GORE. You should not read this. You've been warned.