This book is humorously self-defeating. It details several reasons why you should never buy it. I am surprised you are reading the description of this book. Trust me, it is not worth it. Quit wasting your time and stop reading now! I can only think of 5 reasons to ever buy this book. 1. Firewood 2. You need a gift for a person you hate. 3. You misread the title as "Everyone is Going to Buy This Book" 4. You need to bore someone to sleep so you can steal their candy. 5. You are easily persuaded by reverse psychology.I hope you have a good reason to buy this book, but we all know you don't. I don't know why I even bother trying to talk you out of it. I know that you are already convinced that no one will ever buy this book.