Guns don’t kill people, sharks do! They can kill you by water, or fire, and they can bite you. They come in all shapes and forms. They dwell in the sea, the sand, in volcanoes; they can be ghosts or revenants, toxic or electrical. They’re whatever they need to be for a successful Shark Week marathon. In this third edition of Shark Week, I review 87 shark movies and rank them from awful to amazing. Watch them in order, they will only get better!