The aliens settled in Africa and Europe, what with their love of giraffes and Alpine skiing and all, and forced the previous inhabitants to move out. But when two of said inhabitants meet one of said aliens, plus his unusual body parts, that's when their world gets turned upside down. E.T. does more than phone home in this funny, steamy threesome of a tale. NOTE: This story appears in Rob Rosen's best-selling collection, Short Spurts.