A crazy collection of twisted stories in the tradition of Pulphouse Fiction Magazine, from the editor of Pulphouse, Dean Wesley Smith. Head-shaking stories such as the one about a cop with a rose for a head in search of the evil murderer The Pruner. Or the one about sentient boogers, or the tale of those pesky Martians… A truly hilarious batch of stories from some of the best writers working today. “Resolutions ’R Us” by Annie Reed “The Birth of Booger Nation” by David H. Hendrickson “A Menagerie of Messed Up Shorts” by Mark Leslie “Sniff the Source” by Stephannie Tallent “In which Dean Wesley Smith Is Forced to Buy a Story about a Queen for Pulphouse Magazine” by Brigid Collins “Fatal Plot Device” by Kelly Washington “Goddamn Martians” by Ezekiel James Boston “Killing Confucius” by Tina Back “Bodacious Billy and the Bazooms of Droom” by Jason A. Adams “Why the Cop with a Rose for a Head Wears a Rose-Head Mask” by Robert Jeschonek