THE BLACK GUY SAID: "TALK TO MY HAND." I WILL HEREBY TRICK SLAP YOU TRIGGA. I HAVE SEEN BOTH OF THESE TWO SCENES. THE WHITE GIRL SAID: "WELL TALK TO MY CLAM THEN JOEY." YES! NEW ENGLAND STYLES G. and SO I WAS ONCE AGAIN LAID ALL UP WITH MY CRAZY LITTLE WARRIOR CHRISTINA HOE. "CHRISTINA IS A FIGHTER... and NO SHE IS NOT SMALL..." THEY WILL TELL YOU... "BUT JOEY'S CHRISTINA IS IN PERFECT SHAPE YES. Paused. YES. KIA JUST CALLED ME. "DID KIA CALL YOU YET JOEY?" I WAS LIKE... "YES RIGHT NOW! HERE YOU ARE!" HE WAS LIKE... "HA AH HAAAA! YOU ARE SO FUNNY GUY JOEY! NO I MEAN KIA DEALERSHIP... IN NEW HAMPSHIRE... HAVE THEY CALLED YOU YET JOEY?" ME... "NO. I JUST NEED MY SHITTE RIGHT... I NEED MY SITUATIONS ALL CLEARED UP ON MY BIG MANS 'SERIOUS GROWN MAN THINGS TO DO' PLAYING TABLE BOARDS OF LIFE. I NEED TO BE ROLLING WITH MY DRUG FREE WORRY FREE STREET LIFE." . "YES. and I RARELY DRINK TOO NOW NIGGA." . "FOR THE NEXT TIME THAT YOU COME TO AMERICA? BITCH I THOUGHT THAT YOU SAID THAT YOU ONLY LIVED JUST TWO BLOCKS DOWN... ACROSS FROM THE OLD VIDEO STORE?" WOW. I WAS FUCKED UP. "BITCH BE HAVING MY BABY 112,000 MILES AWAY FROM MY EARTH NOW." Paused. YES. I FORGOT TO GET YOUR LICENSE PLATE. LUCKY FOR YOU. I WROTE JUST YESTERDAY THAT I WOULD LIKE TO BE LEFT ALONE WHEN I PARK. SO TODAY... YOU PARK THE LARGEST BLUE TRUCK IN THE AREA...CLOSE NEXT TO ME. RAT. SNITCH. PUSSY BLUE TRUCK. NO PROBLEM CUNT. YOU LITTLE MAN CUNT YOU. 1. THIS IS A REPEAT SCENE. 1a. NO DUDE YOU DO NOT GET IT. YOU DID THIS TO ME ALREADY. BUT THIS IS MY NEW CAR NOW. YOU JAIL RAPED LITTLE CUNT FACE YOU. COME SEE ME. 2. I SAW YOU. YOU JUST WALKED PAST ME. YOU TINY ITTY BITTY LITTLE CUNT YOU. 3. OBVIOUSLY YOU HAD JUST PARKED THIS SET-UP TRUCK. 4. ONE LAST TIME BEFORE I BEAT YOU DOWN IN PUBLIC. I AM ON SOCIAL SECURITY. I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING TARGETED ANY MORE. I NEVER DID. 5. FUCK I WOULD BE POSTING YOUR PLATE NUMBER RIGHT NOW. 6. YOU LITTLE MIDGET 100 POUND CUNT YOU. 7. WALKING WITH YOUR LITTLE WOMANS. . NO. I HATE FILLING A BOOK ABOUT CUNT FACES YOU. JUST SO YOU DO REALIZE TO KNOW. . WHAT EVER "THESE PEOPLE" TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE ALLOWED TO DO TO ME... WELL THEY DID FORGET MY SIZE 11 STEEL TOE BOOTS IN YOUR FACE. YOU ARE TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. OR YOU WILL BE HARMED. YOU LOVE TO BREAK THE LAW THEN DUDE? COME FUCKING SEE ME. YOU KNOW MY NAME. YOU KNOW WHO I AM. YOU CUNT YOU. YES. YOU DIDNT SAY ANYTHING TO ME... YES. BECAUSE YOU ARE A WELFARE SMARTASS. "I DID NOT SEE YOUR GAY BLUE TRUCK YET EITHER." YOUR RANDY TRUCK. I KNOW YOUR GAME DUDE. THIS IS THE SECOND FUCKING TIME NOW. "LITTLE WELFARE CRIPPLED TIMMY." SAME PARKING LOT. ALMOST THE SAME FUCKING SPACE. Paused. YES. I WENT TO THE MARKET BASKET. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING POINT NOW? COME SEE ME WITH ALL OF YOUR SIX YEAR POINTS NOW. YOU CUNTS YOU. GEORGEY MEDIA MANS BUSH... HE KNOWS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PROBLEM ON EARTH... HE THEN SOLVES: NOT ONE OF THEM. I DO. I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS... "OH JOEY! I HAVE ALL KINDS OF WAYS THAT LIFE SUCKS TO TELL YOU JOEY! MAYBE YOU WILL FALL FOR SOME OF THIS TOO JOEY." MR. KING PIMP JOSEPH: "BITCH SNITCH YOU WELFARE NIGGAS PLEASE." Paused. THE REMIX. "ON MY LEVEL." YES I AM DRINKING MY CHAMPAGNE RIGHT NOW. 1. MELLON STREET VARIETY KING COBRA 40 OUNCE. "I MIGHT HAVE MY GUN IN MY POCKET BECAUSE I GOT MY BAD BITCHES WITH ME." TALL STEVEN HAY STRINGING ALONG FOLLOWING ME... (YES. THIS IS ONE REAL VERSION OF STEVEN...) OH YEAHS NOW HOMIE G'S! WITH ALL OF THE PORTLAND POLICE DEPARTMENT FOLLOWING SAFELY FAR ENOUGH BACK WITH HIM AKA "ONE GUY NAMED STRETCH MAN." STRETCH IS A BURN VICTIM FROM BEING A FAKE... "SARACENS OUTLAW BIKER." THE SARACENS MC ...ARE CONTROLLED FULLY BY THE (MY REAL) HELLS ANGELS MC "DUDE WAS FIRE BOMBED TRAPPED INTO HIS HOUSE." ...TRYING TO LAY THAT SHITTE ON ME... "DUDE I HAVE NO BURN VICTIM SCARS.. and YOUR ENTIRE BODY IS COMPLETELY LOADED ON UPS.." THIS IS AN 80% PERCENT BURN VICTIM GUY RIGHT HERE..