Two reluctant readers and mischievous middle schoolers get transported into Bram Stoker's vampire classic in this "lighthearted spoof" ( Publishers Weekly). Devin and Frankie—short for Francine—may be the best of friends, but they aren't the best of students. After they're busted for not reading Bram Stoker's Dracula, their teacher sends them to the library to make amends by mending books. When they accidentally toss an ancient copy of the horror classic through the library's broken metal detector, a huge crack opens in the wall—and sucks Devin and Frankie right into the novel itself. Now these sarcastic sixth graders will need a few stakes, a lot of garlic, and a sharp sense of humor to defeat the bloodthirsty count. In this first book in Tony Abbott's Cracked Classics series, "Devin and Frankie are wisecracking underachievers and their characterizations and dialogue ring true. Abbott adroitly blends the language in Stoker's tale with their conversations, resulting in laugh-out-loud scenes" ( School Library Journal).