The book for every taste-maker and menswear acolyte - a mash-up of satirical free verse, photos and spot-on advice for creating your own totally crispy style. In your hands is an Amazonian blowgun full of deadly knowledge darts ready to be delivered straight to your cranium. You're about to begin a journey that will end in only one way - with you standing naked in an abandoned ravine watching as your old wardrobe slowly burns. Let this be your illustrated Iliad for dressing better.