Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes Weâe(tm)d Like To See is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series. If youâe(tm)ve ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on slogans you shouldnâe(tm)t have tattooed on your arse, then this book will prove invaluable. Collecting together the best one-liners from two bestselling Mock the Week books, categories include: UNSUCCESSFUL PERSONAL ADS: Companion required for long sessions of Sudoku. No timewasters. GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDNâe(tm)T SELL: Sorry About Your Face UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: May cause diarrhoea, dysentery, flatulence, piles and other hilarious bottom-related ailments. UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: Apricot knee Simon âe" well a nun might if the Zeppelin has grown its own Byzantium (16,8) LINES YOUâe(tm)D NEVER SEE IN A JAMES BOND BOOK: âe~"James, heâe(tm)s using the diamonds to divert a giant laser onto New York from outer space." Bond took the bottle out of Mâe(tm)s shaking hand and helped her off the floor into bed.'