There are poems in this book about everything from starting a business by farting, to how whole holes are; from legendary cowboy kids, to Fifi the very refined pooch; from how to think, to using mother spit for cleaning. And then there are even more poems about sweet things like what bedroom shadows are made of, how to be kind to trolls, and how Martians make you eat your homework. Take a look, it probably won't kill ya!