Buckle up for tales of disastrous dinner dates, questionable wardrobe choices, and the uncanny ability to attract people who believe that toes don't need to be washed. Spoiler alert: It's not her, it's definitely them." A small collection of unembellished, had-to-tell stories over the course of 20 years, that provide both justification, and a rationalization of why I remain single, but surely not lonely. For all that are single out there and tired of being asked why you're still single? See if you can relate.