"How to Fool Your Hooman," is your ultimate guide to mastering the art of canine manipulation! Dive nose-first into the world of tail-wagging tactics and learn how to make your hooman fetch, roll over, and play dead (not literally, of course). The author, with his royal pedigree and years of experience in making hoomans give extra treats, spills the kibble on: - Spotting when your human tries to trick you with that fake ball throw. - The sneaky belly rub techniques to make any human your loyal servant. - Decoding the human's strange behaviors (like why they're obsessed with your poop). - How to make them think that every day is treat day (because it should be). - The ethical dog-bate: When is it okay to pretend you didn't hear the "sit" command? With hilarious hound style, pupper case studies, and bark-tastic advice, this book offers a fur-tastic read for every doggo aiming to be the top dog in their household. So, whether you're trying to avoid that dreaded bath or score some extra bacon, this guide will have your hooman eating out of your paw in no time! *** "Funny Masterpiece" "Worth reading, very funny and truthful!" "Brilliant, very original, extremely amusing" "I bought it out of boredom, what can I say that in 3 hours I finished reading it! I will read it again! It has completely disconnected me from everyday life!" "Bravo!"