JESUS VS. THE ZOMBIES OF PERDITION Jesus is back. He's come to save the world from an impending zombie apocalypse. But this is not first-century Judea. This is America in the twenty-first century and people are reluctant to listen to a long-haired Jewish man in a loincloth no matter how good a speech he has prepared. Jesus struggles to fit in until a young wiccan woman with a fascination for all things metaphysical takes him under her wing, assuming him to be another wayward soul in need of saving. But when it rains frogs and Jesus turns water into wine, she realizes there is more to the man than bad fashion sense and a 70s haircut. So, when a meteor streaks through the sky, she follows him to a small town in Maryland where the dead have begun to rise and reenact the movements of the confederacy during the Battle of Gettysburg. Unfortunately for local authorities, the military, and teenagers anxious to live out their Xbox fantasies, the dead do not die - even when you shoot them in the head! The only chance for survival rests with Jesus and a ragtag band of unlikely disciples who must locate a blessed sword before the zombie army wins in Gettysburg and moves on to conquer the world.