So, you've got a script. Or an idea. Or a blurry dream on the back of a napkin. Now what? This book isn't here to romanticise filmmaking. It's here to help you survive it. Whether you're directing your first short or producing a feature with three locations and zero budget, How Not to F* Up Your Film gives you the unfiltered, practical roadmap they don't teach you in film school. You'll learn: How to get from logline to locked picture without losing your mind What actually matters in development, prep, and production How to build a team, lead a set, and finish like a pro What to do when everything goes wrong (because it will) And how to take your film to festivals, distributors, and audiences that care Written by award-winning filmmaker Adolf El Assal, this book pulls no punches. It's sharp, honest, and filled with the kind of advice you'd only get over late-night drinks after wrap. If you're serious about making a film-and not just dreaming about it-this is your field guide.