Every great legend has an origin story. Batman had Gotham. Harry Potter had his cupboard. Santa Claus? Well... his story has never been told. At least, not the real story. Forget the sanitized "jolly old man with a beard" narrative. The truth is far stranger, funnier, and more awkward than you could ever imagine. This is the story of Santa and Mrs. Claus-before the cookies, before the North Pole, before the reindeer learned to fly. Back when they were just two fresh-faced 18-year-olds, straight out of high school, stumbling into love, destiny, and sleigh-related chaos. Here you will find the greatest Christmas story never told: a comedy of bad haircuts, elf politics, questionable fashion choices, and magical coming-of-age missteps. From their awkward first meeting at a candy cane car wash fundraiser, to the horrors of "Santa School," to the absurdity of being elected by elves and reindeer to serve as the ultimate holiday power couple-this is where it all began. Grab some cocoa, loosen your candy cane belt, and prepare for the greatest Christmas comedy of all time.