'YOU CAN'T MALE LOVE IF YOU'RE DEAD" is a blow-by-blow description of the emotional roller-coaster I I went through when I discovered I hadprostate cancer; my initial impatience to have my prostate surgically removed, followed by my growing ambivalence as the date for surgery neared; ; the strainmy search for a "new age" (painless) cure put on my wife, and how I finally made the choice that was right for me. This intimate, no-holds-barred, sometimes painful, sometimes funny memoir is dedicated to the countless men and their spouses struggling to find a workable solution to a major health crisis.