Daniel, Gerzergerblad and The IncidencesDaniel, who is already nine, is awakened by a fat and very strange cat in his bedroom. The cat's name is Gerzergerblad and the reason Daniel knows this is because Gerzergerblad can talk, he is after all a very strange cat. Gerzergerblad has been sent to fetch Daniel because his help is needed and Daniel is introduced to the very strange world below ground where the strange creatures live who make the world work: Workhorses, Footballs, Yards, Tyson the boxer, Mrs Throttle the cook...and The Incidences who have gone on strike!Led everywhere by Gerzergerblad who is not only fat, but greedy, selfish and a total coward, Daniel is led through a series of very strange adventures: he is squashed flat by a Football, Squeezed by a Bearhug, told off by Nosey Parker and chased by Ringpulls.This charming and hilarious little novel was written by a bestselling author who got bored reading to his own children and decided to write a book that would entertain both the adults reading it aloud as well as the children listening.Arnold, the World's Greatest SwordtoadArnold is the world's greatest Swordtoad but nobody takes him seriously because he is from Chipping Sodbury and everybody just laughs at his name. Then things get worse when Izzy, the hedgehog, moves in. Izzy just takes over everything of Arnie's: his chair, his bed, even his food. The very next day Arnie is getting roughed up by a bunch of local frogs and has to be rescued by Garth another Swordtoad. Garth gets voted in as town Mayor and he completely takes over and he and his friends start bullying everyone. Can Arnie put things to rights again?