Definitely Something, You Decide By James Allen, The Sawdust Sage(TM) There's a fine line between profound and ridiculous-and James Allen, The Sawdust Sage(TM), walks it barefoot with a grin. In this collection of sharp, satirical, and surprisingly heartfelt reflections, Allen takes readers on a guided tour through the everyday absurdities we pretend to understand: work meetings that could've been emails, time zones invented by long-dead scribes, and the heroic act of enduring a TV show simply because the remote fell on the floor. From witty odes to modern life to poems that punch like one-liners and linger like philosophy, Definitely Something, You Decide blends humor and hindsight-where every laugh hides a truth, and every truth wears a smirk. If you've ever looked around and thought, "This has to mean something... right?" - this book is for you. Inside, you'll find: Poetic snapshots of life's little glitches and big questions Wit seasoned with wisdom (and a dash of sawdust) Reflections that will make you laugh, nod, and occasionally groan in recognition Because in the end, it's definitely something... ...but we'll let you decide. Perfect for fans of Mark Twain, Shel Silverstein (after coffee), and anyone who enjoys clever humor, thoughtful satire, and modern-day musings with meaning.