Nick and Bridget are off to the Amazon with the Rock Against Drugs tour in Two to Tango Journalist Nick Madrid finds himself up the proverbial creek - the Amazon - without a paddle when he's dispatched to South America to report on the Rock Against Drugs tour. As if monstrous spiders, piranhas, kidnapping, and tiny, spiky fish that swim up a stream of urine to lodge where a man least wants a tiny, spiky fish to lodge aren't enough, Madrid is drawn into the mystery of who is trying to kill the tour's headlining, larger-than-life, pain-in-the-posterior rock megastar Otis Barnes. Madrid soon discovers that the murdering queue forms on the left for Mr. Barnes. The question is: Can he prevent Barnes' date with death at the final concert at Machu Picchu? ''Guttridge's series is among the funniest and sharpest in the genre, with a level of intelligence often lacking in better-known fare.''? - Balitmore Sun ''the satire is spot on.... There's a pinch of Pratchett, a drop of Hiaasen, and a deep affection for the worst of Fleet Street, but the result is all Guttridge.'' - The Guardian