a novel (in the loosest possible definition) written by alan ho (a man who has no business writing a book) detailing the exploits and misadventures of a guy who drinks (a lot), blacks out (a lot), has drunken sex (a lot), can't remember having drunken sex (a lot), wonders why he drinks so much, blacks out so much, has drunken sex so much, can't remember having drunken sex so much, and his foul-mouthed, enabling, best friends.