Greg Bachar (pronounced "BOCKER") presents seventeen "indulgences," tales of the absurd: A man with a sticky foot and his friend with a dumb bell-shaped head meet a woman with a monkey tail and her friend with feet for hands. A writer falls in with a trouble making snowman and makes a snow baby in a blizzard. A woman with healing powers living in the mountains knits a fertility hat that finds its way down to the lowlands in the claws of a mystical white owl. What do an open all night donut shop and lipoplasty have in common? What if the Oval Office was carpeted with shag? Enter, reader, and INDULGE.