“ついに家の中から襲来！安全な場所など、どこにもなかった！”
息子テオと二人暮らしの元警官フランク。ある夜、シッターのベッツィに家を預け帰宅した彼が見たのは、血の海となった自宅トイレの中に引きずり込まれていくベッツィの凄惨な最期だった。家にサメらしき怪物がいると主張し、テオと庭でテント生活を始めたフランクだが、地元の悪徳不動産会社は勝手に家を売ろうと画策。内見に来たカップルもまた犠牲者となってしまう。自分の家以外でも同様の事件が起きていることを知ったフランクは、怪物「ハウス・シャーク」の駆除専門家という人物を探し出す。犠牲者は数を増していく中、ハウス・シャークとフランクたちとの奇想天外な戦いが幕を開ける！
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監督: Ron Bonk
脚本: Ron Bonk
音楽: Emmett Van Slyke
制作: Howard Gromero / Tim Ritter / Jonathan Straiton
撮影監督: Brett Janeski / Ron Bonk
制作会社: SRS Cinema
House Shark, not the worst Sharksploitation movie ever, also not the best. First of all why is everyone named after presidents? Could they not come up with names?? Trey isn't a bad actor, he's probably the best one in the movie besides the damn shark! The cinematography is pretty boring but they couldn't do much else there I guess. The story is also weird as shit like why would they wanna sell the house? Someone died in that house, bastards! And speaking of the damn shark where is he? He's barely in the movie besides the end! I mean it's probably for the best, he woulda looked like shit anyway if he wasn't just a puppet thing. The Zachary guy's accent makes me mad why is it so half assed sometimes and others it's not even in use??? Darth Squanto??? Why is this Abraham guy suddenly in it? Why is his accent and mannerisms so weird too? And why the golden shower??? And why the hell does the female shark costume have an apron?!? Shoutout to the Mysterio reference, even tho this is before Far From Home. The shark plopping on the ground asleep and the way it gets up is kinda funny as shit. The dialogue is so shitty too it's all cringe Jaws references or bad accents. The worst is that bar scene with Zachary. This Abraham guy must be on something I swear he's barely lucid this whole movie! I mean he thinks a praying mantis is the sharks natural enemy. And the Star Wars thing was so bad too. Stock video explosions smh. Ugh I need to watch a good movie to wash the taste of this outta my mouth.
