Jüm-Jüm

Nope, I didn't get the memo for this one. It's a lady with her body painted in different colours who is swinging, rapidly, towards a background projection of a phallic looking aubergine with two pickled onions strategically placed at one end. As she moves towards one end of it, it looks like it is entering her. As she moves towards the other, well she looks more like she is trying to make it's eyes water with her feet - if you know what I mean. After about one minute of this, I'd got the message. After two, I was expecting some sort of variation. After eight I realised that I'd rather wasted the last six and wasn't going to get a mint. The score is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive and perhaps I just wasn't in the mood, but I found this to be nothing special at all.